I have been hurting b*tches and healing b*tches since 2014. In my work as a massage therapist, I have used all kinds of crud. For years, I have worked the crud and the crud has worked me. I’ve made it crudier and crudier, and now that it is it’s crudiest…
I want to offer it to the ROLLER MASSES.
Roller derby hurts, but you don’t need to be a baby about it. Rub some crud on it and keep playing.
Crud is made with the finest ingredients I can get my grubby little hands on.
