A woman with tattoos and sunglasses sitting on a blanket on a sandy beach, smiling and relaxing as the sun shines brightly in a partly cloudy sky.

Hi, I’m Danger.

My mission at Muscle Crud is to provide the derby community with natural and effective self-care products without producing unnecessary waste. I source all my ingredients, packaging, and shipping materials with the health of our bodies and our planet in mind.

Muscle Crud is here to educate folks on how to care for their whole selves so they can be present in their lives to experience more love, fun, and peace.

I want Muscle Crud to help people PLAY MORE, APOLOGIZE LESS, and F*CK SH*T UP!

Sorry Not Sorry,

Justine Danger

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